Soft Boy

The Real Wall. He tends to be very soft and uwu. If you give him a cookie, he will suck your dick.

hes such a soft boy, just like TRW.

by SqueakyXO December 2, 2021

soft ball

crack cocaine sculpted into the form of a softball

" a let me get dat soft ball right quick. i'll pay u later....."

by melissa251 October 23, 2008

Soft Launch

When a guy jerks off while not being erect.

"Oh babe, I'm about to Soft Launch!"

by maddiemarie16 July 19, 2023

soft serve

commonly used word for stupid ass pussy hockey players who dont know how to hit people. they usually run away from all contact and cry when they have to skate. they also love to be fat and eat food like wendys all day long. they arent good for much other than being fat pussies who do not know shit about anything other than fast food and how to be a dumbass piece of shit hockey player.

nick: "dude, you see that wicked fat defensemen over there?"
joe: "yea man he is a huge pussy and has wendys buffalo sauce all over his face.....they call him soft serve cause he sucks dick"
me: "yea dude what a dumbfuck"

by drinkin beeyah dood May 2, 2011

soft serve

ejaculating in someones ass and letting it ooze

When a guy blows a load in a girls asshole and she squats down and lets it drip out slowly like soft serve icecream.

by Mike cometzo December 9, 2009

soft baby

benny

benny is such a soft baby

by dumcums June 26, 2019

soft blocked

when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft

example 1:

i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"

example 2:

i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.

by nofriends420 January 4, 2010