12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.

Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”

by joebidenismyuncle May 3, 2020

ree_boy_hates_rule_34

this is a strange person who came out of nowhere how come>

you: looking at the urban dictionary

Urban dictionary: ree_boy_hates_rule_34

by ree_boy_hates_rule_34 February 27, 2021

The Thomas Rule

You may not go to someone else’s window in CoD Zombies and steal their kills.

“Man this dude Gabe at my window killing my zombies. He’s breaking The Thomas Rule.”

by 6fears7 January 7, 2023

bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it

Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

by That is not my job October 18, 2018

The Joseph Rule

If you didn't Cum, it didn't count. Therefore participating in sexual activity when in a relationship without cumming is not cheating.

John: "Man, she sucked me up last night"

Tim: "So you cheated on your girlfriend?"

John: "Naw, the Joseph Rule was in effect."

by Wrist Band Man December 12, 2010

Rule 34

Rule 34 is an internet rule that states; if it exists theres p0rn of it, and if there isn't, there will be.

Someone: Yo have you seen Jaiden Animation rule 34 yet?
Someone else: No because I respect human beings

by infi0 March 4, 2021

Gaming Rule #11

He who becomes enraged during gaming, must regain control of themselves before communicating with people in the outside world.

After smashing my controller in rage, I followed gaming rule #11 and took time to calm myself before talking to my mother.

by RAGERRR September 28, 2011