Penis

British slang for idiot/fool/knobber

The man is a masssive penis.

by Spinkstein September 19, 2017

Penis

It looks like an elephant trunk. Long and hoselike.

A penis looks like an elephant trunk!!

by Sex Encyclopedia April 5, 2017

penis

a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy

your PENIS is erect and scaring me

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 June 13, 2017

Peni

The plural of penis

"Wow look at all of those peni!"

by Yer m8 June 16, 2017

penis

a long and hard stick that goes up a moist vagina( or but hole) oral sex, butt sex, hot sex, best moment of anyones life. Haveeeeee fuuuuun fucking.... don't be a virgin for life. god don't don't love ya. he can't fuck ya. peace out other fucker dicks and penises hope you get a boner ftom this. btw I'm a hot girl with a large assss and great big canto lopes for boobs. don't u wanna fuuuuck me hard against the wall???

Man that penis is long and hard. Fuuuuuck meeeee harder. bitch

by masterbationfuckinghard4eve November 9, 2017

Penis

Girls excuse to keep a man.

Ronnie's penis was too good to get rid of.

by Gucci. Definitions. February 21, 2018

Peni

A more logical plural for the word 'Penis'

Your mum takes all of the neighbouring men's peni

by AustisticOrangutan March 4, 2018