need to pee

it's when you have the need to pee
Person1: hey man i really need to pee let's stop at that gas station
Person2: ok
by ico277 December 24, 2019
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pee hole

one round hooe, at the base of the sycamore tree. Enetr if 7you dare, and leave yopur pee. Sneak if you8 can, and try to n hide, because tghe keeper of the pee hole is not kind. Th etickles will grab you with ferocity, and eventually you will become the tree. You dont want that do yiy? being the pee hole tree? would you enjoy thta? treat others how you8 want to0 be treated.

-Queen Elizabeth II, 2022
"dannm shawty i love gouing to the pee hole, we can gggle alll;l;lllll day mommy., let me suckle at your teet. Please i crave the milk of your teet, please im dying lert me suck on that oomfious titty."
by Farth!!! May 31, 2022
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rest in pee

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.
My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).
by awmm October 05, 2020
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pee connection

It happens when you pee an already peed and not flushed toilet or urinal. You have a connection with the previous pee and yours.
I did not want to have that our regular pee connection with David because these days he is acting weird so i flushed.
by ohyeahdontstop October 22, 2012
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Beer Pee

The act of drinking beer and peeing simultaneously. Having already drunk large quantities of beer makes the act even more incredible.
Seamus is beer peeing! It's the best thing I've ever seen!
by garthvanderhoff August 03, 2010
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Micky Pee's

n. Sexual act; When two men stand on opposite sides of a girl and urinate upwards, allowing the urine to fall down onto the girl in the shape of two "golden arches."

A play on McDonald's or Micky Dee's
Rob and I totally got to pull a Micky Pee's on Sarah last weekend.
by Paperfilm January 22, 2009
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pee legs

When someone (usually a dude) is peeing and some of the pee splashes off of the toilet bowl onto the person's legs.
"Oh man, I totally got pee legs. I guess I'll just wipe them down on my roommate's towel.
by Tetraaaaaad August 25, 2010
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