penis

The part of a man's body that he uses when getting a blow job.

Both me and my girlfriend consider my penis to be user friendly.

by KulaiKhan March 1, 2017

Penis

A thing to be worshipped and enjoyed.

The penis is my only love. I live to serve the penis.

by Faryn's Friends July 4, 2020

penis

a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy

your PENIS is erect and scaring me

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 June 13, 2017

penis

A large or small or xtrta small organism with beefy intentions and ready to pound the ground on your grandma or make you the man you really arent

i will destroy you with my penis

by grandma destroyer March 15, 2019

Penis

The best thing known to women kind

I love penis!

by Bootyeater00 May 2, 2018

Penis

Idk I'm just bored.

Penis... Honesty who the fuck searched this up.

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

Penis

A limb that males have which are sometimes filled with bodily fluids sometimes orange juice and it makes it hard. When it is soft you can't have those sweet babies my dudes.

DUDE I think I have a penis filled with banana coffee...

by I'm a weirdo on urbandictionry March 12, 2017