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Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.
Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
by Valmerito September 11, 2024
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Pain

Holy crap is that unpleasant!

Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."

Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."

Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."

Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."

Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."

Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."

Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."

Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."

Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."

Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Try not to die!"

Iam "Not helpful..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.
"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."
by austro March 25, 2022
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Pain

Life is pain, a constant pain you can't sop. You just have to deal with it every day, one by one, but youll make it through. I promise, don't give up on me, please. I know its hard.
by Hey people. April 18, 2022
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Pain

No. You go fuck yourself. No effort until I get credited and paid for my shit. My hours were slashed and if I get evicted I will kill a kid and then myself.
Hym "I don't care about pain. I don't care about any of this if I'm not going to credited and paid. I don't care about any of your self-help nonsense. You might as well stop wasting all of our time, come out and say you're not going to pay me, and get this over with. Not going to let you use this to get me to do what you want. Full divulging of all information. Public recognition of what I've been going through. I'm not doing anything until this is resolved. My place of employment is complicit. If they continue to starve me out I'm just doing to kill the first kid I get my hands on."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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delayed pain

When you hurt yourself, and your body is good for a few seconds, but then the pain happens (ex: stubbing your toe, feeling it after a half second)

Aching muscle barely counts, this is mainly for delay in the seconds.
When I stubbed my toe on the wall, the delayed pain happened after a second.
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T-Paining

When you jump into a video chat, but you're lagging, and we can kind of understand you but not really.
Yo, Justin always jumps into the chat T-Paining.

Rj, Jump out, then jump back in you're T-Paining
by CEO420HypeHouse August 4, 2020
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