salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Mommy’s Milk

A word used when someone needs to calm down when their temper is too high. It is also used to calm down someone when they are sweating profusely at a video game.

Jeff needs some mommy’s milk before he cwrys

by Demon Dog 4L November 6, 2019

bitter mommy

bitter mommy is not necessary older who wants to be sugar mommy but don't have money.

I'm so poor, i need a bitter baby who can give me money.

Duh? Such a bitter mommy.

by Alex the bitter baby August 6, 2023

mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world

hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help

by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020

main mommy

The person in charge

That person is the main mommy

by Freakychony February 22, 2021

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

hot mommy

a smoking hot female

" damn look at that girl over there"
"hot mommy alert!"

by original hot mommy April 13, 2022