machon

A five-week trip to Israel run by Young Judaea in which the best looking of Jewish teens from all over America are separated into us groups. The trip is filled with fun and dirty times and the kids are more wild, crazy, awesome and horny than anyone or anywhere else. See Tel Yehudah for descriptions of the participants.

Dude, you're gonna get so much pussy when you go to Israel on machon!

I had a great time touring Israel on machon, not to mention I got with every girl on M-1.

by tacclisgay June 28, 2011

Dirty Michael

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.

Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao

by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022

Michael Vick

One of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.

First, tell me how many scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...

Michael Vick will never lead his team to a Super Bowl unless he improves his passing.

by True QB September 5, 2006

Michael

Some random asshole that you're friends with but kind of don't want to be

This dude is a total Michael.

by Fuck you 🖕 January 12, 2018

michael

a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.

"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"

by JessicaDS January 13, 2009

Michoy

1. Having or displaying a lack of intelligence.
2. Not invested with intelligence.

You are so michoy.

by unparallel35 September 15, 2009

Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

by cheeseoid October 31, 2011