Michael 

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.

Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...

Michael by Jade Hale February 26, 2018

Michael 

A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.

Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.

Michael by Babes xx May 9, 2018

Michael 

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.

Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.

Michael by notanoob101 July 26, 2018

Michael 

1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.

On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...

Michael by Le-me-go September 19, 2018

Michael 

a tall bloke who likes doing before they were famous documentaries

hey guys it's Michael Mcrudden

Michael by Willisandchips December 18, 2018

Michael 

Michael is a perfect boyfriend, he does everything for his girlfriend. He has high responsibility. He works for who he loves and will everything do that she is happy and she can have a good future with him.

Girlfriend:Baby why do you work and can't visit me, i miss you so much and i will see you
Michael: I want to give you a better future because i am your man and i have to give you all you want.

Michael by a. h. January 29, 2019

Michael 

Sexy loughmore man who is going to fail the mocks

Michael u are rarted

Michael by Knobhead69 February 7, 2019