Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019

Midnight Ass

The act of intercourse
...
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...at night

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.

by Tronalfazz October 1, 2016

Midnight Oak

Is when you have a boner in the evening.

John:"Dude! I have Midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tommy:"Sucks for you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX January 5, 2016

Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.

Midnight Coffee

by effingradical February 5, 2022

Midnight

Someone who seems pretty mean and edgy, but means well. No they don't, fuck you.

Brad: Woah, don't be such a Midnight, dude!
Dude: Fuck off, bitch.

by Some person, somewhere. December 5, 2019

Midnight Hammer

In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.

After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!

by Quailz June 22, 2025

Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023