Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

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mario the preist

A godly human also known as ***** ***** (kid) needs help and probably is asleep bye 8:30 which is sad. She sucks at minies and no one likes rider. The role play man is coming for your gOoSeBuMpS

Mario the preist sucks.

by yInGyOnG May 23, 2018

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A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

The cool guy named Mario zambrano

by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018

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mario

a sweet little plumber man, accompanied by his brother "luigi." mario is the older child despite being smaller (fatter)
included in many games by nintendo, ect mario kart, super mario, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario 3d land,
mario was invented a long time ago.

guy 1=dude, lets go play some mario kart at my house!
guy 2=ok, but im playing mario!
guy 1=aww, damnit.

by pseudonyomi January 19, 2020

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