marcela

funny person.

“marcela is an extremely funny person” ,

by shesnotabitch March 10, 2022

marcela

funny.

“marcela is an extremely funny person.”

by shesnotabitch March 10, 2022

Manchester United

synonym of trash can
has the worst defences
worst place to be

"Oh no were in Manchester United"

by FooballFan March 28, 2022

Marcelinka

Polish girl that is very hot and loves to talk a lot. She is a good woman and stuff. Yes nice

wow is that Marcelinka? She is so mature and hot.
I wish I had a chance man...

by matti. April 1, 2022

Manchego

A feminist

He isn’t a manchego, he likes women in the kitchen.

by stonksandthekiss April 16, 2022

machete

having your lover's family stick each one of their feet in your prolapsed anus.

I really wanna machete your family. jfc

by revinja111 May 10, 2022

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022