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"Mother I'd Like (to) Fund"

Mothers, whether married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we'll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

Milfs are strong, they give birth at least once, and can handle anything! Building startups is a walk in the park compared to giving birth and raising kids, I know it from personal experience.

The milf is setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, and outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf 's pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO
by Reneta Jenik December 3, 2022
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Milf

Simply put, your mother.

longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..
you: what word would you use to describe my mother?

any correct person: milf

you: cool...I guess
by Ratfudgedurmom January 4, 2023
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Milf

Hey billy, in a couple of years your mom will qualify to be a grade A milf.
by Camspam May 13, 2022
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Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.
Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024
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milf lover

Veve ☀️ 🐺
Veve: omg that mom is so hot

Course youd think that, youre a milf lover
by Digjgsj August 7, 2022
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MILF

by AmyDenny=MILF October 13, 2021
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milf ghost

a milf ghost is a ghost that haunts your house as a older sexy ass women or a milf this type of ghost may or may not have seggs with you in your dreams although it ain't real seggs your dick gonna be covered in milf ghost juices in the morning...
dude my house is haunted by this suicide milf ghost

She wants my big long pp as a compensation for my soul
by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs October 31, 2023
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