hump me fuck me

Verse from the best song ever, Deepthroat by Cupcakke... you should watch it

Hump me fuck me. Daddy better make me choke.

by Bitchesbewitches May 27, 2017

Cheeto Humping Fuck Nugget

Someone who will follow ex-president Cheeto to the ends of the earth; came to fruition via TikTok star @mimi_rocks_this_1

See that guy still wearing his MAGA hat?

Yup. He’s a Cheeto humping fuck nugget.

by KEIGHTY10DIX November 15, 2020

hump me so hard

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS

OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018

Whatever Humps Your Camel

synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.

me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.

by Diannese June 1, 2005

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop

Quite possibly the worst insult ever.

Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.

Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--

Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!

by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008

1/5 hump reverbiration

When you are doing it doggie style, and you make her lay down, while you are still inserted, and have her perch her butt in the air a little bit, and go at it like that.

"1/5 hump reverbiration is the best position ever, its like doggie, laying down"

by Johnnie Walker May 19, 2006

Beaver Humping Moose Jockey

A Canadian

Canadian fellow

"Whats this all aboot eh?"

American dude

"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"

Dear Canada,

You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.

Your friends,

America

by MOooseMunch March 3, 2010