dewey highschool

More snakes than a snake exhibit!!

Dewey highschool is fake asf

by Airwhitson April 24, 2018

Omaha Central Highschool

The most historical school located in Omaha, Nebraska. Good luck trying to use the bathroom during passing period. Omaha Westside Highschool calls us ghetto but take their homecoming pictures downtown. A school full of fake bitches, dudes that try and act mysterious and nonchalant, teachers who fuck other teachers and security guards who take carts and give em to their friends. 60% of the students don't attend regularly. We need to stop pretending like our football team is good.

person a: "did you hear that ____ is pregnant from omaha central highschool"
person b: "no fucking way, i just let her hit my vape"

by smd562857 January 26, 2025

University Highschool

A school in Irvine California that sucks hot ass and where fuckers who can't spell "university" go. Everyone who goes here has no more than 3 inches and enjoys hot gay sex with men

"yeah I heard John just went to university highschool"

"I'm sorry for his loss, he's gonna have to felch soon"

by Fuck Uni December 1, 2023

Frankston highschool

The worst place on this planet, students are awful and teachers are worse. NOBODY likes this shithole.
Full of year 7s with big mouths, vapist year 8s, year 9s who think that they’re the shit, year 10s who can’t keep their mouth shuts, year 11s who think they’re soooo mature, year 12s who will death glare you no matter what and overall ASSHOLES.

Student: “oi you going to frankston highschool next year?”
Grade 6: “uh, yeah?”
Student: “might as well kill yourself now.”

by ieatbum October 24, 2023

st george girls highschool

an underfunded selective highschool in south sydney that has perverted groomers as it's brother school. Year 7's be careful.

person 1: Look at her uniform! she goes to st george girls highschool!
person 2: Wow, I feel bad.

by mrs absons nails February 15, 2022

Stoney Creek Highschool

Stoney Creek Highschool, is a school know for its crackhead students. Hence the name, 'Stoner Crack High school'. Its in a nice part of Rochester Michigan, where the traffic is insane, but at least you get a 'good education'. This is a place where teachers, *fake cough* Mr.Duffy *fake cough*, will have sex with a student and be gone for the whole year leaving your students to fend for theirselves. A place where the furries from hart middle school come and bark and piss all over the school, because they want to 'find their mate', and 'mark their territory'. A place where the students believe it's okay get school cancelled and send a bomb threat, just for the fun of it😋

Stoney creek highschool, is gonna be next! -xoxo Gossip Girl

by Urmom.thebomb.com September 16, 2022

oconnell highschool

The most ghetto private school in the country. Zero bad bitches, drug dealers in each stairwell, 1/3 of the school is high during class, 1/3 of the school is hungover, and the last 1/3 of the school are people with either autism or Down syndrome. If you go to this school there is a 90% chance you've come in contact with fentanyl more than once. There is always at least two people doing coke in the locker room bathroom on the toilets. Kids from oconnell host the lamest fucknig parties in existence. The only good parties are house parties which almost always end with waking up in the middle of some random forest after drinking way more than any adult could and live. Again it has no baddies and all of the girls are extremely overweight, literal skeletons, or gay. All of them are ugly, but ngl so are the dudes.

Guy 1 - aye, you finna go to that one party this weekend?
Guy 2 - you mean the one the oconnell highschool kids are hosting?
Guy 1 - yea I heard there's finna be some bad bitches pullin' up
Guy 2 - u tripping there ain't any bad bitches at oconnell. Im NOT going ts.

Guy 2 - you do u brodie.

by Private School Patroller May 14, 2024