Sell the fridge

A euphemism for when a male makes money from his (female) partner selling herself for sex.
A derogatory term, with 'fridge' implying that the said partner is frigid, or otherwise unresponsive to the speaker's sexual approaches.

"Hey Jake, you're wearing some top threads today! Have you Come into some money?"

Jake: "No, man, I decided to sell the fridge in High Town. Seems she's more popular than I would have guessed, especially on a Saturday after the pubs close."

by Henry Rich August 3, 2022

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gas stove and fridge

A popular character from the hit show breaking bad created by Vince Gilligan

Gas stove and fridge was blown up by hectar Salamander

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

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hall of fame fridge protector

A fat bitch who protects the fridge

Person one: youre ugly

Person two: your mums a hall of fame fridge protector

by AAhhaHahahH September 28, 2023

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bob's fridge

An episode of distractible about Bob getting a new fridge and the horror story about its delivery

Have you listened to bob's fridge, it's great!

by JbCTGP-R October 7, 2023

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shaking the fridge

When an extraordinarily obese individual gets to twerking. But the fat is too heavy, so it’s just little incremental earth shattering movements.

Did you see Mrs. So&So the minute her old YT ass heard metro booming she got to shaking the fridge!!! Dance floor scattered.

by NewMountKush November 5, 2023

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Opening the Fridge

The act of checking something over and over again when deep down inside you know the outcome will never change. Similarly to opening the fridge over and over again when you realize that no matter how many times you do so it's going to be just as empty as it was beforehand. Regardless you continue to do so anyway through wishful thinking.

Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.

Thomas: I cant find my cellphone

Lucas: Well where did you last have it?

Thomas: By my desk..

Lucas: Did you check the drawer?

Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.

Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,

Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...

Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge

Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!

Lucas: Oh Good

Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...

Lucas: What did I just say.....

by Human53 July 18, 2024

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