Grandma

Your mom’s mother or your dad’s mother. It’s usually their job to babysit their grandkids every weekend and all school breaks so that the parents can go outside.

1. Girl I gotta drop these kids off to their grandma so we can go outside this weekend

by YourFaveKi December 5, 2021

Grandma Bonnie

The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!

Happy Mother’s Day Grandma Bonnie, you da bomb!!

by KellyKellyCle May 8, 2022

grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.

grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.

by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021

Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.

I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...

by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020

Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you

Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma

by Annoy March 30, 2019

Drama Grandma

• A grandma that hasn’t grown out of being a “drama-mama”.

• Grandmothers who don’t act right, especially around children and grandchildren.

• Grandma’s fighting people and entertaining drama because they never had a loving mom and dad to show them how to act right.

She’s such a drama grandma.

by TruthfulFacts May 6, 2025