Freddy Fuckass

someone who is a pedophile, e.g attracted to kids while simultaneously being extremely creepy and/or enjoying cuckism, the reason for these two contrasting sexual views is due to a lack of height female warmth and attention

that guys a real freddy fuckass

by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

Freddie

All Freddies have the biggest and wide dumptruck of a cock , they get all the girls excited . Freddie is one you want to be your dream date and sex party . Freddie gets all the girls and everyone wants to be him . HE IS THE GREATEST.

I wish you were a Freddie

by DaveGeraldino November 22, 2021

freddy kruegering

Someone with long nails who fingers a chick and cuts her insides.

"wanna go freddy krueger"
"I was Freddy kruegering your sister now I need to was my hands"

by kinkykelly July 3, 2014

Freddie goodwins IG story

The most irrelevant form of media attention

Imagine being featured on Freddie Goodwins IG story

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

Freddy

An intelligent man with a great looking dog, whose godlike touch manifests about bread and gold.

Did you see how many sales he closed this quarter? He's a total Freddy!

by llau March 31, 2022

Dayshift At Freddy's

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.

DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.

person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-

person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT

*moments later*

jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth

by ZekeTheFur May 30, 2024