Turkey Basted 

1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination

1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"

2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."

3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.

Turkey Basted by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008

Buster 

A coward or a chicken...slang used mainly in gangs.

Perosn 1: Hey wey...what up?
Person 2: Not much. Bored as hell!
Person 1: Did you hear about lil' G?
Person 2: No...what?
Person 1: The OG said he was a buster and he got his ass beat last night!!

Buster by Chi Ichigawa June 22, 2007

gauge buster 

A girl with a huge ass. One's gauge is determined by taking both hands and extending both the thumbs and pinkies and putting one's thumbs together. The distance from one end of the pinky to the other is both one's gauge and the ideal width for a girl's ass. It is considered acceptable to go outside one's gauge within one hand length, but further than that is a complete "gauge buster" and should either not be done, or should be admonished by peers.

I got cowboy drunk last night and ended up busting the shit out of my gauge (with a gauge buster). I woke up praying she was gone in the morning, but she was in the kitchen shoveling cream cheese into her mouth with Ritz crackers.

gauge buster by Dan Dobbin July 15, 2006

sphincter-buster 

A shit so large, it rips one or more of the circular muscles in the anus on its way out. This usually causes bleeding and mild to intense discomfort.

Male 1 (In the restroom): Call an ambulance!
Male 2: Why?
Male 1: I just had a sphincter-buster! My anus is bleeding and I cant sit down!

sphincter-buster by BobotheClown December 14, 2008

wasted basted 

wasted as fuck at Quinnipiac University

I was so wasted basted last night and got written up.

wasted basted by jakab October 25, 2007

brillow buster 

The act of removing pubis or armpit hairs during coitus by clutching the tuft in a fist and extracting the follicles by the root.

Who needs a Brazilian when you can get your brillow bustered for free.

brillow buster by Dave Deen January 27, 2009

duke buster 

One who, well-endowed, engages in the act of anal sex, thereby leaving the receiver of the action "beaten out-of-round" in the backside.

Carla couldnt walk too well after big John got through with her. He's a real duke buster.

duke buster by bosshog27613 May 12, 2009