Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
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Mega-asshole

One who is not just an asshole, but a MEGA-asshole.
Man, he is being such a mega-asshole about this.
by ^_~ November 23, 2004
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instant asshole

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.
by ahonakibs December 27, 2010
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loose asshole

A butthole that has been penetrated by a overly pompous wanker
Jill had been anally fucked too many times, therefore she has a loose asshole
by Opissermcwanker November 03, 2013
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Asshole Jack

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.
Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!
by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010
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Asshole Of The Week

An award that goes to the person who was the biggest asshole of the current week. Most likely the winner does something noteworthy of being an asshole.
by ardysamburger January 27, 2011
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Incandescent asshole

A person who is easily spotted as thoughtless asshole by making a stupid and unreasonable comment to others. A harsher comment to another person than incandescent idiot.
While making an unreasonable comment to a group of girls, Cedric claims to have a cure for cancer, seems like an Incandescent asshole.
by Scottie to Hottie November 23, 2009
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