potato monster

A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples

Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away

by Preist_of_Gaming April 07, 2020

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Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

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Hugging without the use of arms. The act of leaning affectionately.

I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.

by Soupislove November 11, 2019

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Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

by bopper4747 December 18, 2013

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by Gege latatano October 13, 2020

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When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 24, 2017

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Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.

by dukas July 14, 2011

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