Hayden Ford

Hayden... a loving humble person. Although he gets on my nerves and I just want to punch him I love him, he’s been like a brother to me when my own wasn’t, he stands up for people that’s why you need a Hayden ford in your life.

Hayden Ford Your are so kind.

by Poopybuttholee October 2, 2019

Ford

An American car company. That makes great vehicles, they sell a variety of different cars to buy. The have reliable vehicles that can take rough terrain. FORD built tough.

Person 1: Yo dude! I just got a Ford F-250!
Person 2: Oh. That's nice.
Person 1: What's with the sarcasm?
Person 2: Umm... it's because I have a FORD SHELBY MUSTANG!!!!!
Person 1: Really!? Man I need more money...

by GreenvillePlaya January 21, 2024

FORD

Found On Road Dead.

Ford needs to go back to the auto shop, again.

by Sandycheeks555 January 24, 2022

Ford Truck

The best all around vehicle for real men.

“Dude just bought a Ford Truck.” “No way! He must know what’s up!”

by JohnGalt95 December 29, 2021

Mariah Samantha Ford

Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.

“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”

by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019

Ford

A vehicle that never runs and is needed to be pushed everywhere.

Found On Road Dead

Guy 1"I wonder how he stays in shape"
Guy 2"He drives a Ford"

by Country Boy 34 January 3, 2014

Ford

Anyone who talks down about ford is stupid…they are the best trucks/cars ever made plus all y’all saying “found on the road dead” I have never and I mean never seen a ford on the road side “dead” if I ever did see a ford on the road side it was helping a Chevy or GMC get back up and running again 😂 also I saw someone say that they are shit because they rust…like hon it’s because they’re getting old and made from metal….my bfs ford ranger is 21 years old now and runs as smooth as butter never once had an issue with it and it beats any Chevy that try’s to “race” him

It’s ford how much better could it get?

by I like ford rangers:) September 29, 2022