wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

by Alexandre Campeau September 1, 2008

Cunt brick

Kyle Maher

He’s such a manipulative cunt brick

by Beetle juice ;) April 21, 2019

Sitting on a brick

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

by Kee1234 July 10, 2016

Brick Eater

what you call someone when they do something that isn't very smart

synonyms for this would also be:
rock chomper, brick chomper, brick consumer, rock eater

Person 1: What is water made of?
Person 2: You brick eater! It's water!
Person 1: oh

by dj mikey December 2, 2018

brick mode

an erection

"Yo dude, did Haley's pics send you into brick mode?"
"What do you think?"

by ugandantoeknuckles May 25, 2018

chip the brick

Chip a brick of marijuana to make dat money

all I do is chip the brick to make a living

by Pedglo May 1, 2016

Looking At The Bricks

To look at a female's ass as they walk by a brick wall and then pass it off as looking at the bricks.

Friend 1: *checks out girl's ass as they walk by a brick wall*

Friend 2: "dude you were totally looking at that girls ass!"

Friend 1: "no way man, I was just Looking At The Bricks"

by hinderpedo April 25, 2013