A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.
by TastyManBeef November 09, 2017
When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022
One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 05, 2024
It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.
by zuzzi March 20, 2024
The worst type of Numberblock OC there exists, especially considering that the community is already very toxic.
I'm, insert pause here um... I don't know what my name is, and I'm a completely original character. Definitely not a recolored One.
by hotcrystal0 November 02, 2023
by Holmie G November 17, 2014