One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
by peronasunlight September 20, 2021
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a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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ate that lil one

An acknowledgment given to an individual who is either disliked, or typically doesn’t do anything deserving praise. This statement is used solely for the fact that credit must be given where credit is due.
Girl #1: Did you see her wig today? It’s actually so cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, she ate that lil one.
by rafter21970 June 03, 2024
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Nut In One

When ur jerking it crazy style and you cum so far and so fast it hits your mouth
I just shot a nut in one last night!
by Raider48623 February 01, 2025
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Twenty-one

Those Twenty-one are fucking amazing, they will fuck you up!
by Fanboifoxies May 11, 2023
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The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.
1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!
by Bill McKrivetz February 17, 2009
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Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.

In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
by UrbanKing21479293 April 16, 2016
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