Derp off

When a collection of people prone to derping gather and try to out derp each other.

Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum seem to be having an epic DERP OFF.

by Slackisgabe June 02, 2015

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by fuckoffbitvhi September 20, 2020

Off the dollar

Used to describe (typically) cheap coke done off of a dollar bill in a situation in which other means of snorting are inconvenient.

:"Hey, want a bump?"
::"Nah, man, I'm driving."
:"Just wait 'till a stop sign, it's off the dollar."

by OldMemes October 08, 2015

COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.

Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.

by the AV Flu April 12, 2020

falling off the couch

The act of falling of a couch

Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!

by The Official my Account August 13, 2018

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

Cadeing off

To double hand ejaculate on a spot of the rug under the corner of your desk with no clean it up.

Cade does nothing in his free time except for cadeing off.

by Carpet lover 69 May 01, 2025