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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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off the derech

Derech is a hebrew word meanig "path." If you take someone off the derech, it refers to hooking up with a Shomar Negiah person (Jewish concept where you wait until marriage to touch the opposite sex).
I just madeout with Eitan, but he was Shomar Negiah! God is going to be so mad-- I took someone off the derech!
by Heyyall October 31, 2018
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took his head off

i think it means someone dead from there injured head
"I took his head off"
by linares September 8, 2025
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he be off the early

Someone who is quick in acting. Could be in terms of time, or place
He be off the early when we be going out at night
by lobe3 January 16, 2012
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Knock-off Fortnite hacker

bro i just beat you in knock-off fortnite.Bro you're hacking.no I'm not.Brooooooo you're such a knock-off fortnite hacker
by Kadwad September 7, 2023
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jockin off

When someone is copying your style in a big way.
He bought the same hat, and got the same hair cut as me. He's really jockin off my style.
by Rtkkingdick April 5, 2019
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off#0001

im smoking that kind of weed that makes u say hiiiii!! haaiiii!! :3 hi ^-^ haaiiiii!! >_< - keaton
off#0001 is keaton
by blackboy23 July 17, 2022
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