January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

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National sex day

April 19 is the day that you have a lot of sexual intercourse .

let’s go have sex, it’s national sex day

by Derrick Johnson Hernandez April 19, 2019

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National nudes day

20th of July is a day where everyone has to send nudes if they are asked without question

Person 1: it’s national nudes day so send me nudes.

Person 2: ok *sends nudes*

Person 1: thanks

by GlizzyLover10m July 19, 2021

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National No game Day

This is the day all boys have to get off there damn games and show the girls attention .

Crystal :Damn why he so dry girl ?
Me : Don’t worry it’s National no game day

by Laiyla June 12, 2020

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national genius day

May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!

Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...

by RandomnessPersonisME October 31, 2019

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