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Shotgun Hi-jack

When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.
Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.
by jhirbour November 13, 2011
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Shotgun Humor

A type of humor system that hits close to home, very quickly, and meant to catch you off guard, alike to a shotgun pass in football. Oh, yeah it’s also based purely around shotguns, Alabama, or fucking some gay whore named Dunkirk
What type of humor was being told up there? Why, Shotgun humor of course!
by Jackinator84 October 28, 2023
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by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023
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Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun
Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️
by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024
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Shotgun romance

When the sexual tension of a couple is so high you want to shoot urself.
Eg: axel and Jessica have some shotgun romance, I wanted to shoot myself.
by Sophie cumming January 31, 2024
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racism Shotgun

by korbloc_dragonte April 9, 2023
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Shotgunning

Similar to shotgunning a beer, shotgunning is stabbing a bear.
Fuck you now I’m gonna go shotgunning (oh wow that poor bear)
by Kanyesdirtypinkth0ng April 12, 2023
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