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Blasting track

meaning a train is being driven very quickly.
Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!

Person 2: what?

Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!

Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?

Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-

Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025
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Ohio Track Attack

When two people piss and jizz on someone when they are running
by Jayme Closs April 25, 2024
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Bow Track and Field

I really wish we were as cool as Bow Track and Field
by Mostqualifiedtodefinewords April 30, 2024
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Tracking

A friend or a stranger throws an object across your line of sight while you are pissing, and you track it with your piss. The moment you hit it, you immediately try to nut on it. If you miss, you kill yourself.
Yoooo, yesterday at the kindergarten baseball practice, I started tracking their balls, and I didn’t miss!
by Edge master200 April 2, 2024
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Tracking game

While you are pissing, if someone throws an object within your line of sight, you must immediately start tracking it with your piss. If you hit it, you immediately jack off and nut on it, but if your nut misses it, you kill yourself
Yooo, I was pissing at the kindergarten baseball practice and one of them threw a ball at me so I started the Tracking game, and hit it at the last second!
by Edge master200 April 2, 2024
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Track Snack

Person who hangs around a race track. Typically another racer’s child, family member, friend, or even spouse. That tries to be with multiple racers normally for status.
He wins a lot. He can barely keep the track snacks off of him.
by TrackSnackSally July 5, 2021
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Grease the tracks

When you spray non-stick cooking oil on your ass hole before staking a shit so that the shit does not stick to your ass.
Before John went to take a dump, I had to help him grease the tracks.
by Blake-ayyyyy February 7, 2026
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