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Landlord Pipe

The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.

The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!
by Ron Bombcronadon March 3, 2011
mugGet the Landlord Pipemug.

Shook Pipes

Yeah I took her home and knocked the dust off those shook pipes forreal.
by Mootmaster June 13, 2018
mugGet the Shook Pipesmug.

burger pipe

A larger yet lengthy, ground beef textured, pipe shaped, toilet clogging turd.
I always make it a point to lay some burger pipe at a bros house, its the ultimate toilet tester! I
by dookiemastr August 12, 2011
mugGet the burger pipemug.

Sweat the pipe

I wanted to sweat the pipe after I saw that girl.

That girl sweat my pipe pretty well
by Alex, Sean, Jake, Drew March 1, 2011
mugGet the Sweat the pipemug.

PIPE-HER

the act of fucking a woman with your “pipe” (dick)
OH BOY I WISH I COULD PIPE-HER

It’s my girlfriend’s name (love you piper)
by COOMSOCK April 13, 2022
mugGet the PIPE-HERmug.

slide to pipe

hey Jeremy, I never told you this but you’re fuckin hot and i want you to slide to pipe tonight.
by chlochlothehoe July 2, 2018
mugGet the slide to pipemug.

Broken pipe

A loosely used medical term of liquid expelling from genital or anal region with the body having no control whatsoever. This happens in cases of the body after extreme orgasm or after the perineum area or area between the anus and genitalia is given extreme force. Such as a kick or a punch.
Jack was kicked in his goochand he's just shit him self.

24 hours later.
Jack is leaking like a fucking Broken pipe!
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
mugGet the Broken pipemug.

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