Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
by mason+ok! January 8, 2020
Get the One Almondmug. if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the
one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the
one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
by KennyJeff May 1, 2019
Get the one for contactmug. When your boy is hella drunk, calling all the homies fake as fuck and trying to fight everyone on sight so y'all have to drag him home and almost beat his ass as he fights y'all saying "where is my car, I can drive". When you finally get him home you have to drop his ass so you can take his keys and put him in bed.
Guy 1: Ayy yo Dick lets go back home dawg.
Guy 2: *Extremely drunk* Nah shut up bitch, you're fake as fuck, I ain't going home with y'all.
Guy 1: Well you're not driving home, let's go.
Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch nigggga, I'm driving *starts trying to fight the homie*
Guy 1: *Drops his drunk ass*
Guy 3: Damn he's really being that one nigga
Guy 2: *Extremely drunk* Nah shut up bitch, you're fake as fuck, I ain't going home with y'all.
Guy 1: Well you're not driving home, let's go.
Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch nigggga, I'm driving *starts trying to fight the homie*
Guy 1: *Drops his drunk ass*
Guy 3: Damn he's really being that one nigga
by That One White Dude December 5, 2019
Get the That one niggamug. A popular boy band of discord rbx realm who make all the womens banana cream sandwich all in their pants women like rianne,vivi,hailey,jade ,kait crackity all just lose it when the 3 boys start singing , the members are krupta yung tablecloth, and joe.they are so good that some of the women in the discord have sent various members of the boy band NUDES.
by Funny minion fun April 25, 2022
Get the One erectionmug. A drinking game where everyone listens to “Know Better” by Headie One and Rv. Every time Headie one says “Shhh”, you take a sip of your drink from a plastic cup. As soon as Rv starts rapping, everyone needs to down the rest of their drink, do a cup flip, fill their drink, down it, do another cup flip and then fill it again as fast as possible and before Headie One "Shh". If you finish first, you can skip the rest of the song and choose someone still doing it to fill their drink again. the players who don't finish in time get knocked out. the game is then restarted.
If you’ve never won a game of Sheadie One, can you REALLY call yourself a mothertrucking heavyweight?!
by Roudant December 9, 2019
Get the Sheadie Onemug. When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key
by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018
Get the Evans onesmug. When one swings a golf club to another individuals eye, the eye gets dislodged in the skull and is no longer visible once the club is removed.
by edudorb March 6, 2011
Get the Eyeball in onemug.