Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
by Maria Jensen December 02, 2019
Maria la del barrio is a character from the telenovela maria la del barrio 1995 is the cringiest novela ever is heavy in Christianism and the actress that portrayed maria isnt actually religious she's an atheist MALDITA LISIADA!
I just saw episode 1 of maria la del barrio and i already love it
Omg im so in love with maria la del barrio i only watch it bcuz of the hunk luis fernando and soraya i have a big ass crush on them
Omg im so in love with maria la del barrio i only watch it bcuz of the hunk luis fernando and soraya i have a big ass crush on them
by justanynomous March 20, 2023
Wears glasses and complains about his ears, usually needs a haircut, goes to great lengths searching for nonexistent ailments, overreacts to inconveniences, probably likes Pink Floyd, wears musical shirts and complains of “shin splints”while running.
by Ebage69 November 20, 2019
by kavliarhss November 25, 2021
The prettiest girl you have ever seen. The most attractive girl since Aphrodite. She is the cutest and the most easy person to listen to without even trying. As soon as you enter the same room as ana, you instantly lose all negative emotions or feelings. Shes like a health boost from a video game but irl. She is so lovable and beautiful. She is so uniquely perfect in every way and the only one that i would ever want. She smells like vanilla and laughs at all of your most stupid jokes. Ana is the type of girl that you just want to kiss and hug whenever you see her. The type of girl that will have you at 12 am hugging a pillow imagining that its her with the most giddy look on your face.
by Yellowboatsmadefromclay November 23, 2022
by ThaBiggest November 21, 2023