To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
Get the To Dutch someone upmug. by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
Get the @someonemug. by epicman87 November 28, 2024
Get the poop someone's pantsmug. 
Forlane was the Username of a fellow degenerate in our Discord channel. After hoping for a relief rally in ETH and getting smacked by excessive bearishness and the market, he decided that the bearishness of his comrades was too much for him to bear. Sadly he left the channel.
by omegaluler July 23, 2022
Get the to forlane someonemug. (When at a red light, duck lips leans into bitch face to join her selfie)
"OMG! we just took the best with-someone-elsie!"
(The local corner hobo proceeds to drop his pants and piss on both of them through there open car window.)
"OMG! we just took the best with-someone-elsie!"
(The local corner hobo proceeds to drop his pants and piss on both of them through there open car window.)
by -ctcp May 2, 2014
Get the with-someone-elsiemug. by thatboyreid May 11, 2024
Get the Shake someone upmug.