Samuel Jay Marinos

A curly wurly who thinks hes him. Hes a hair conuisser and has a big nose

Samuel Jay Marinos

by The Bald man13 August 21, 2023

Samuel

He can lactate

“I fucking love Samuel”
“DAMN!!”

by Ilovemmen May 6, 2022

Samuel

Stupid, retarted, and no brainer he does not know what he is doing and is completely selfish and senseless he does not care about other people and would gladly kill somebody for 1 dollar

Samuel is a Bum

by akjaskdjaskdjaskd October 21, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪

This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆

by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022

samuel hill

A man who can drive like a professional! And handles corners like a dream!

That guy drives like a Samuel hill

by Malwan92 November 8, 2018

Samuel

February 13th
Old soul
Whines about Shawn Mendes and Paramore
Like rap trash like Kanye West and the dude from Havana
Stupid
Thinks he’s smart

No cap
Nah just playin

Samuel = dirty blonde, wavy hair that looks like a mushroom, brown eyes, average height I guess, skinny, bushy eyebrows, Canadian

by keyboardkween07 January 17, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a little person with a big Dick as his Third leg

Hello Samuel how are you im fine

I have three legs

by Knes December 11, 2016