Harry Potter

A lifestyle.

'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Harry Potter

Protagonist of the Harry Potter book series. Jesus of the wizard world.

Are you worried about getting killed by voldemort?
No, Harry Potter will save us all

by mlia11 December 4, 2012

Harry Potter

something my girlfriend and I can never discuss

Harry Potter was given more materials than the other kids thus meaning he had more privileges. That being said that does not mean that his life was necessarily easier than anyone else's.

by Meadowsweet's father July 25, 2017

Justin Potter

A nice man who works at the Sheraton!

Woah! That is a nice Justin Potter!

by ironman1996 October 23, 2019

Teal Potter

Someone who leaves work before 5:30

Frank left work at 5:15, what a teal potter

by Legend27 November 6, 2025

Harry Potters Vagina

When someone thinks they are strong and smart, but are neither !!

Wow, he’s like Harry Potters Vagina !!

by Beard3dWonder October 28, 2019

Potter Error

The sometimes-to-often fatal mistake of using your firearm instead of your taser and vice versa

originates from the last name of the Officer who shot Daunte Wright

As president, I will make sure the DHS trains every Officer within the Nation to make sure that another Potter Error doesnt happen again.

by ErPhox05 August 2, 2025