nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.

I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.

by bluelagoon January 15, 2010

nine

the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. she’s a bit craazy, but aren’t we all. and really pretty obviously. she comes with roos. just as amazing and pretty.

look at nine! she’s parking a tesla!

by thiscraaaaaazy November 21, 2021

Nine Figures

Making 100,000,000 to 999,999,999

Me: Bro this guy makes Nine Figures but he does nothing good.
Mate: atleast i make more than you.

by TooManyFiguress September 4, 2020

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014

Snitch nine

To snitch on somebody

Him: I'm gon snitch nine on you.

by sbishere February 9, 2021