The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

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Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are in the middle of eating each other out synchronously and one shits on the other's mouth.

We was in the middle of it and she Shitsty-Nined me bro, it was nasty!

by 69SaladTosser69 June 21, 2022

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Five nine

The prime height to kick anyone's ass. That guy just whipped my ass... he's a five nine.

A guy that was five nine beats everyone

by Cj99.9 February 11, 2021

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Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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