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What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.
- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012
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a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress
"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day
by John Titor/Barrel December 5, 2017
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This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita October 25, 2015
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And im trippin off molly rn, and its hella fun, i just wish i wasnt tripping off molly rn, like its honeslty dope i just wish i wasnt trippin off molly rn.
Aye bruh im trippin off molly right now.”
by obungaz May 6, 2019
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When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012
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NOW DTICK A FORK KN UR WYE

Meera-2022
NOW DTICK A FORK KN UR WYE
by Nic.e September 2, 2022
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