Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.
Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.
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the most intelligent, compassionate and gifted woman you’ll ever meet. the kind of girl you look at and instantly realize there has to be a higher power, because how else who someone like her exist? an intuitive, spiritual person, existing on her own separate vibration, with the kind of name that moves through your mouth like a prayer.
a woman who never let the bad things change her or take away her spark, who found a way to transform her heartbreak into love. she’s a natural healer, with a force of nature within her that drives her to help others. she opens her heart to so many and never asks for anything in return.
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