A pokemon goon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.

Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.

Steve- rahh bigman ting what a bunch of pokemon goons.

Pokemon goon by Bigmantinggg July 19, 2016

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ghetto goon

a boy who has nothing better to do than post up on a wall and holla at girls cuz he thinks he's the shiznit

Dang, the ghetto goons kepep cumin back even after we diss them

ghetto goon by ViciousMiss November 6, 2003

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Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

Alice the Goon by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

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