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the double text

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.
Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011
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double clicking her mouse

a way that guys refer to the females masturbation process.
Last night I caught my girlfriend double clicking her mouse.
by kimi_kat22 May 7, 2008
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Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.
Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.
by PaulG September 11, 2008
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double sided mariglade

1. A double sided dildo.

2. A dildo with both ends able to be used for separate or simultaneous penetration and or stimulation of one or two participants vaginal, anal and or oral holes.
The two lesbians are going shopping for double sided mariglades.
by Absolute Pie July 28, 2010
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Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result
Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.
by enrique357 August 9, 2009
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double-bent

Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.
Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.
by Mr Define December 29, 2005
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Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.
Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.
by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008
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