Coltman's Care

An institute where people go to get diddled.

Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.

by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Juicy-er than fried chicken

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

by PandaJizz42 November 4, 2023

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it

Partner wants a divorce

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby

by Mister grammar November 7, 2019

We don’t care

Nobody gives a fuck, keep that shit to yourself.

“My baby daddy just died”
“Bitch we don’t care”

It’s that simple

by Marimari November 23, 2021

wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media

bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it

by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021

wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media

bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it

by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016