Cake Nazi

A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."

"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."

"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
"What?"

"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.

by JesusDiedForCake April 8, 2015

cake pasta

Crappy way of pronouncing Spanish term "que pasa"

Person 1: cake pasta?

Person 2: not much Hbu?

by That Mexican kid May 11, 2015

Cake ass

A combination of “easy ass” and “piece of cake” used to describe a sufficiently easy job or set of tasks.

Hey, did you hear? Billy just got that cake ass job making a shit load more money.

by Perfectsnake February 26, 2018

Cake Whiner

Prejudice against the person who got the achievment he wants.

He's a Cake Whiner for screaming at the kid who got a cake and he don't.

by 🔪🐖🥓🥩 March 6, 2023

cake eater

someone who is not of italian descent.

That cake eater has so much Guinness running through his potato-clogged veins. Who does he think he is, Saint Patrick?

We made be called dago, guido, or wop, but that's only by jealous cake-eaters.

by itsmeb!tches February 20, 2011

Cake eater

A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire....ever....but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the fire service. They are big on training because that's the only action they will ever see. These people are typically characterized by: clean gear but somehow manage to have a helmet shield that looks like it's been in an oven--probably because it has been, at least 4 flashlights hanging off of them, a helmet that has 3 door chalks and 27 stickers on it, and a Facebook page that shows just how good of a firefighter they are(n't). Also see "wacker," or "fire wacker."

Jefferson: "Bro, remember that car fire we went to back last summer? I really put that shit out good. It was all, like, I'm on fire. And I was all like, I'm doing it, bro, im putting this shit out. I'm fucking awesome."

Bill: "You fucking cake eater."

by DCFF July 18, 2015

Cake Dress

1 - A dress (usually a wedding dress or prom dress) that resembles a cake. These dresses are usually puffy or some random girly colour. They look stupid and make you look fat.

2 - A dress that is actually made of cakes. (Trust my, this has happened!)

"How was the wedding yesterday?"
"It was a lot of fun, but the bride was wearing a cake dress."

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006