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Jonas Brothers

A teen pop band.
No, they are not rock.
They shouldnt be compaired to The Beetles, because The Beetles have talent.
The Jonas Brothers on the other hand, do not have any talent whatsoever.

Their drooling nine year old fans, are another huge turn off. So, are their 3 chord songs, and meaningless lyrics.

THEY SUCK AND HAVE JUST ABOUT AS MUCH TALENT AS "HANNAH MONTANA" AKA MILEY CYRUS.
PERSON1: omgomgomgomg, its the jonas brothers new single! **singing along*

PERSON2: get a fucking hold of yourself. they have zero talent, and their songs suck.

PERSON1: omg, they so dont suck,. PEACE;LOVE;JONAS!

PERSON2: *pulls out gun*

BANG!!!
by I HEART CHER October 17, 2008
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milk brothers

Male friends who have shared sexual exploits (ie. having sexual intercourse with the same woman at the same time.)
Carlos & Diego are milk brothers; when they go out to hook up, they often bring back one chick and both do her.
by JohnnyKi August 4, 2005
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Jonas Brothers

A group of brothers, consisting of Nick (15), Joe (18), and Kevin (20) Jonas. They got their main start from Disney Channel. And millions of girls are obsessed with them. In others opinions, they are overrated to the fullest extent of overration. If that's a word.
Randi: "OMG, I went to the Jonas Brothers concert last night. They were great...and hot."

Mekenzie: "Uhm. They're way overrated, and none of the three are that attractive. Not enough to be amazing.."

Randi: "You're stupid"
by Mek Houasdaf September 28, 2008
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jonas brothers

the worst band ALIVE!!! a lame excuse for music. they cant sing and they play guitar like 4 year olds. their just another boy band that will fade in the next 3 years.
ex.
1creepy girl-OMFG nick jonas is sooo HOTT!!!
me-ummm...no he's not
creepy girl- WHAT?!?! OMG WATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? YOUR NOT HUMAN IF YOU DONT LIKE THE JO BROS!!! AND OMG NICK HAS DIABETES!!! DONT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!?!?
me-no.

ex.2
i hate the jonas brothers.
by xxGREEN_DAYxx October 5, 2008
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Brothers in Arms

guys that have masturbated to the same girl
"What?! You jerked off to her too? That makes us brothers in arms!"
by BiA October 10, 2012
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jonas brothers

homos who should die in a hole they are the worst band in the world and usally want to make normal people kill themselfs...if you however like the jonas brothers than you need to be shot or something
like omgezy the jonas brothers make me want to shoot myself
by xXbarbieex October 21, 2008
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jonas brothers

A boy band that only teeny boppers like, and most likely because of their looks. They target the young audiences of age 8-14. They are overrated, just like Zac Efron.
Teeny bopper: *SQUEALS* AAAAAH JOE is SOOOO HAWT! <33333

Dude: The Jonas brothers are ugly monkeys who can't sing.
by Stealth! February 25, 2008
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