Basic White Guy

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card

Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.

by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024

basically steady

Texting someone and not texting someone else

I am basically steady with ....

by Deanladd July 4, 2017

Basically

One word used In place of such phrases.

In other words-
Pretty much-

So basically it just works.

by poppydreamer June 18, 2022

basic sussy

when something is so sussy that the word sussy cant describe out sussy it is.

Anthony: yo did you hear that this girls nudes got leaked?
Finn: what the basic sussy?

by kaidenisanazi69 December 31, 2023

BASICALLY

BASICALLY BEING BASIC

BASICALLY YOU NEED TO DO SUMTHING LIKE ADDING!

by EDDIE S HAHNCHO! June 8, 2023

Basic bitch

A white girl that does basic things

Look at Emily with her Starbucks she such a basic bitch

by Gangbanger1728493 October 10, 2022

Basic

A group of 4 or more white girls

Look at that basic

by ThatWhiteGuy192 June 16, 2020