Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

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As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be

As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022

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ani and brayden

An Ani and Brayden are a power couple working together to fight “crime” the Ani likes Brayden because he is a cute boy and he has a great personality when Brayden is doing something cute the Ani will blush and become awkward, the Brayden doesn’t know how much the Ani cares for him :)

Ani and Brayden are a great team!

by 🤠horsewoman April 08, 2019

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