eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips

why did you search this up.

joshua: im going to eat eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips
billy: what the fuck

by potato devourer November 17, 2025

Two Two's or Four Four's or Nine nine's

These all basically mean long story short, or "my word to _____" (which is just being truthful about something)

"Two two's or Four four's or Nine nine's my word, Kyle was chatting to bare shorties"

by KendrickIsTheGoat01 December 26, 2025

Nine Fifteen

A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.

You didn't get home last night until Nine Fifteen, And I'm not very happy about it!

by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025

1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Nine Twelve

Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.

Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.

I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”

by Myles Payne January 28, 2025

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025