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Weasel farmer

What is that damn weasel farmer into now?
by an_roc June 2, 2020
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Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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weasel

a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022
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Weasel Field

Weasel field is a place found in St. Louis, Missouri and was once known as the top Sandlots in the nation. At Weasel Field, you will find a diverse crowd. Anyone and everyone is welcome to. When it first started, the group would play 5 v 5 baseball. This might be the only place where you find a guy smoking a cigarette while pitching. There are numbers of legends at this site and if you ever want to laugh just go watch a game at Weasel Field. When someone hits a home run there is a good chance the ball might hit a car, because Christy Street is basically the outfield bleachers. And if you hit a car, you better make sure to run. Weasel Field will go down in history as one of the historic sites in the St. Louis area.
by Finaqu February 27, 2017
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weasel package

1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018
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Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.
Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?
by Rager October 21, 2015
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Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.
Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.
by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012
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