Thream Child

i child that is good at every thing

that 8 year old kid can beat me at everything (THREAM CHILD)

by Thream child May 13, 2009

stinky child

me

me is a stinky child

by PeRiPeRiSaUcE April 5, 2022

incest child

an ugly white piece of shit with an unproportionate face.

That incest child is such a douche-bag

by beep boop, ive given up looser November 2, 2019

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

Ghost child

When the child is hardly noticed or heard

Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄

by L.M.T.L December 15, 2019

Middle child

The middle child is often sad and depressed. They like to wear black and have no taste in fashion. They used to be happy but then another child was born. The middle child is often forgotten. They are often weak and like to cause fights. They usually have little friends. The youngest are often known as the golden child and that's why the middle child is jealous of the youngest.

Youngest: I'm the best
Middle: I'm the middle child but I used to be the youngest

by Lovely_livey February 27, 2022

Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.

Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019