bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.

Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life

by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Bullshit

A word, commonly used by someone when they hear a person say dumb stuff

Damn dude, that boy said some dumb bullshit, if I do say so myself

by ButterFuks April 19, 2018

Lesbo bullshit

Lesbian miscommunication and misunderstandings due to avoidance and confusion and vice versa

Friend 1: *nonverbal*
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?

by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025

Bullshit

Verb: To engage in idle chat and/or other very low maintenance task.

"What do you and Jim like to do when you hang out?"

"Eh we kinda just hang out in the living room and bullshit for awhile."

by Ghterttrr March 28, 2019

bullshit

ms curtis

ms curtis is the living embodiment of bullshit.

by g a r d e n i n g t o o l June 12, 2019

Bullshit

What people say when they don’t believe you.

Man1: I didn’t fuck your ho!
Man2: Bullshit!

by Dontuseyourrealname691738 February 28, 2019